...you'd be raped by a dog."
At that moment, a mastiff burst into the room followed by a dog catcher shouting "Watch out! Wild dog on the loose!"
The huge dog jumped onto Fred and, knocking his very baggy pants off, proceeded to rape Orr in the butt. Amid the shock of the dog 'attacking' and the rest of the crowd in the class (who were in a panic and generally fleeing the scene, save for Ms. Warren, Mikey, and some other more responsible students), the dog catcher wasn't able to restrain the dog till after it had finished.
Ms Warren was on the phone immediately, calling 911 and the office.
"He doesn't seem to have any major damage," said the school nurse, looking over the unconscious Fred. "There are no major wounds."
Everyone else was sent out of the room and into the gymnasium for counselling. Mikey looked at the stone, remembering his wish just before Orr was "raped by a dog" and how the stone heated up as the dg ran in, which he could not look at till the stone cooled, which happened very quickly.
"Did this stone grant my wish?" Mikey muttered to himself. "Let's see. I wish that school was canceled for the day because of this in three seconds."
The rock heated up again and a voice came on the loud speaker after three seconds, saying "Due to some unfortunate events, school has been canceled. Further details will be given to your parents this evening at a school meeting at seven in the gymnasium. Please exit the school and wait for your bus."
"Cool! I wish I would teleport from here to my room instantly," said an excited Mikey.
Mikey felt the urge to close his eyes and found himself standing at the foot of his bed.
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