After breakfast, Mikey returned to his room to play some move video games. A short time later, Mikey's mom joined him, still wearing nothing but her underwear. As they were playing Mikey glanced over at his mother's breasts. He wasn't stupid; he had noticed that adult girls had 'boobies', as he thought of them, but he didn't know why they had them and boys didn't or why adults had them and little girls didn't. "Mommy," Mikey asked between levels, "Why do old girls have boobies?"
Linda chuckled and answered, "Well, first of all honey its better to call them breasts. And the answer is that mommies have to feed their children milk; its part of our job. Thats what breasts are for."
Mikey was fascinated; as the youngest, he had never seen his mom breastfeed (or at least he couldn't remember). "Oh," he said. "Why don't you breastfeed me then?"
Linda laughed again and said, "Well its more for younger children. You're a little old now."
The level started after that and Linda's attention was taken by the game. Mikey, however, was still curious. Letting his mother play alone, he grabbed the stone and whispered, "I wish Mommies never stopped breastfeeding their kids and that my mommy would let me drink from her BREASTS whenever I want to."
