What You Might Expect

As Mikey entered the kitchen, he practically jerked to a stop. His family was still in there eating breakfast, but now Zoe wore nothing but a matching black lace bra and bikini underpants, Linda wore a plain grey cotton bra and plaid boxers, and Jon and Mark both wore only plain white boxers. Jon's mom smiled happily at Mikey and said, "Hey sleepyhead. I see you wore your batman briefs today. Good choice!" Not even noticing the oddity of what was going on, Linda sat down at the table with the rest of the family. Mikey shrugged. He hadn't meant to make his family perfectly comfortable in their underwear, but whatever works.