(Author's Note: I appreciated iamsecret2004's contribution, but it had already been established that Jon is off being Miss Warren.)
Mikey was a little weirded out by all this. He peeked under the covers to see Miss Warren drooling on his pillow. He heard a slight knock on the door. It was how his mom usually tried to wake him up. She'd be coming in a moment; surely she would help him out. She spoke up before he did.
"What are you doing in my son's room? And wearing my son's pajamas!?" She shouted while slightly hushed.
"I don't know, Mom!" Mikey shouted, "She just sort of came in while I was--"
"Who are you calling 'Mom?' I've never seen you before in my life. I'm calling the police."
She looked down and saw the sweats, the sports bra, and the panties, and seemed to assume they were Mikey's. "What sort of sicko are you? Sneaking in on young children and lying in bed with them..."
"Lydia, sweetheart, get up and come here, quickly." his mother called.
