He was a grown-up woman. Then he fainted. When he regained consciousness, Jon was standing over him. "Are you all right? You scared us..."
"Fine," Mikey said, blinking.
"Do you want me to call a doctor?"
"No!" Mikey said, a now-feminine voice growing more shrill. "I just need to lie here for a few minutes, okay?" Mikey said, panicking.