"Wait a minute." Thought Mikey. "If I'm a ghost who could go anywhere and be anybody, well then I'd like to be a movie star." And with that Mikey flew out of the room and headed to Hollywood, somehow sensing where it was and unerringly heading towards it. He had no real sense of time or distance when He arrived at his destination (He'd previously flown over L.A. on his way to Disneyland but this trip was definitely different).
Hovering over the city he noticed what looked like a studio type building and moved towards it. Gliding inside he recognized the set of Entertainment Tonight and thought "This is great. If anyone would know where all the stars are it would be these people." And with that he began floating around looking for someone famous.
Suddenly star struck, he recognized Mary Hart sitting on a high chair reading something in her hand. "Boy, she really does have pretty legs." Remembering an arguemnet by older kids in the schoolyard about which star has the sexiest legs.
A wicked smile crossed his spectral face. "Gotta find out some time how this power I wished for works." And with that he merged his astral body with the flesh and blood body of the seated celebrity.
"Gee, does this ever feel weird!" Mikey/Mary said aloud to his/herself letting the days script fall from his/her hands to touch the silken legs the young boy now literally possessed.
"Gotta find a mirror." He giddily said to himself. Getting up and awkwardly teetering to a reflected surface across the room.
Forgetting himself he couldn't help crying out to one of the stagehands, "Hey mister, isn't this incredible, or what?" As he pranced about feeling himself up. "Wow, these boobies sure feel strange!"
The stagehand just shook his head. Somebody has obviously put something into Mary's drink.
Just then a production assistant walked in. "Ms. Hart, are you ready for your interview with..."