Driving a real car was proving to be a lot harder for Mikey than he thought. If he wasn't driving too fast and braking suddenly because he found himself tailgating, he was driving too slow forcing other cars to pass him, and even receiving a rude gesture and a honk from one pissed off guy. Then there was the problem of staying in his lane. He tried to stay away from the parked cars and moved too far into the middle of the road, resulting in more sudden swerves and braking.
To top it all off, he was overly conscious of the new pair of breasts he was sporting, thanks to the safety belt secured across his chest. In all the driver simulation games he played he never once had to do so wearing a tight skirt or stockinged feet.
When halted at a stop sign Mikey took a moment to reassure his mothers concerned reflection. "Okay Mom, we're almost there. Just two more blocks to school and I'll soon have that rock back." Her reflection than smiled in a comical way, for despite the weirdness of it all, it was still kinda fun.
Just then a police car pulled up behind Mikey and flashed its lights.
"Oh no, what did I do now?" He asked himself.
A cop then walked over to the drivers door and gave the supposed woman inside the once over. "Could I see your license and registration please mam?"
"Oh uh, sure mister. Lemme see where my Mo... where I've got it in my uh, purse." And Mikey fumbled in his Mom's purse looking for the documentation. A problem made worse by his (mother's) long nails.
"Er, here's the license I think. I'm not sure where she... I mean, I put the registration."
"Mam, I believe it's right next to your checkbook there. May I have it please?" And Mikey nervously handed it over.
The officer headed back to his squad car, leaving Mikey alone with his imagination. "Come in headquarters. I've caught the body thief. Boy is he gonna get it." Mikey swore that's what the man was saying on his radio.
After what seemed an eternity the officer came back. "Everything seems to be in order Mam. It's just that you seemed to be driving a little erratically. Have you had anything to drink recently?"
"Just some chocolate milk at breakfast mister." And Mikey realized he didn't actually know what his mother drank earlier. "Uh, eh heh." He stammered anxiously.
The officer gave the strange woman with a perplexed look, but then said "Would you step out of the car please mam."
With a sinking feeling in his (mother's) stomach, Mikey did as he was told. Daintily stepping out on to the hard surface of the road.
The officer did a double-take when he saw the woman wasn't wearing any shoes. Noticing his glance, Mikey rather sheepishly, with a hint of panic, explained that he wasn't used to driving with those shoes before, pointing at his mother's heels on the passenger seat. Which just so happened to be true. "Well, I guess there's nothing wrong with that. I've heard of a couple of stories where women got into an accident because they never drove with high heels before. Now, would you please blow into this tube for me."
Mikey did as instructed, noticing the officer seemed to be becoming friendlier. He also noticed he had an expression similar to his brother Jon's when he was looking at pretty girls. Mikey flushed visibly as he realized that the pretty girl the officer was interested in was him, er, his mother.
Looking at the breathalizer the officer shrugged, "Seems everythings fine. Sorry for the inconvenience. Please exercise a little more caution when driving please." And with one more glance at Mikey's (mother's) legs the officer returned to his car.
Mikey was now a nervous wreck. He deliberately waited for the officer to drive off before he did likewise. Once again he looked in the mirror. "Sorry about all that Mom." Then jokiingly responding to himself said "Maybe you should have given him your number, he was kind of cute." His mother's grin was replaced by a quizzical look. "Why'd I say that?" And shook his (her) head before driving off to his school once again.
