The stripper formerly known as Michael spoke up, "what's going on here is if you two homos aren't interested in this" she motioned to her body "then I'm leaving. Time is money and my time ain't cheap." She started putting back on Michael's shirt.
"Wait" said Karyn. "This is all my fault. Or rather, this skull necklace's fault." Karyn looked at the skull in the mirror. Was it her imagination or what the thing smirking at her? Karyn shook off the feeling. "This necklace can grant wishes."
"Yea right," said the stripper "I aint falling for that none of that bedtime story crap." She started putting on her tie
"It's true!" said Karyn. She turned to Jim "How else could you explain what happened to your friend Michael?"
"Even if what you say is true, I don't remember either of us wishing for him to become a stripper." Said Jim
Karyn sighed. This would be difficult to explain. "It may just be easier to show it to you. Say the following words exactly: I wish I was wearing clothes that fit me"
"I wish I was wearing clothes that fit me?" Jim and the stripper jumped back a step.
Karyn let out a sigh of relief as clothes finally covered her male body. "There we go. Much better. I just couldn't take seeing that... that thing... in my reflection."
"Holy Shit, it does work" Said the stripper. "I wish there was a thousand dollars on the counter." A thousand dollar bill appeared on the countertop next to the sink. She grabbed it and put it in her pocket. She took a deep breath and said:
"I wish I would live a long life. I wish I didn't have to strip. I wish I will only get pregnant when I want to. I wish my boobs never sag. I wish I will find Mr. Right. I wish I could party long and hard and never worry about STDs, Hangovers, lack of sleep, or getting abused, or -"
"NO!!" yelled Karyn. With her larger man hand she covered the woman's mouth. "It doesn't work that way. Everything you wish gets reversed. I mean - no not reversed, but the pronouns. The I's and you's get swapped. Anything you wish for yourself, I get."
