Jon the Grown Woman

"My what?Oh no!Now everyone is going to treat me like a grown woman."Jon says to Karyn."Well they should.Even though you are dressed like a boy that's what you are.Jon,I'm going to make some coffee.Karyn, your welcome to join us."his mom says.She goes into the kitchen.Karyn suggests"Let's join her.This is kind of funny."Jon's mom makes coffee and Jon and Karyn have a cup with her."So Jon are you dating anyone?"his mom asks."No."he answers."I know this nice guy Mike at my office."she says.Karyn smiles"Is he cute?"Yes.He's tall with a full head of dark hair and has never been married.""Mom, there is no way I am going out with a guy."Jon says."Oh my!I didn't know you were a lesbian"she says.Karyn laughs.Jon's dad comes home."Hello ladies."he says.Jon runs out of the room.He can't stand this.