"It's a long story," said Jon. "I messed up with the stone. I shouldn't go around holding it while saying weird things."
"Well I like that skirt," said Karyn. "Did you really mess it up that badly?"
"Karyn, I'm a guy! I only have this body because of a mistake with the stone! The bottom half of my body isn't shaped like a girl and I don't have a girl's parts. It really belongs on Ashley."
"Really? Are you playing some kind of joke on me?"
"No, Karyn."
"But you've always been like that," said Karyn.
"The stone works that way," explained Jon. "It just changed everything else so that it's normal for me to have half of Ashley's body."
"Well, I don't know," said Karyn. "By the way, your boyfriend was just here, and..."
