An hour later and they were standing at the bar in the club, sipping equally girly cocktails and filling in a speed dating form.Sherry had made up Jon's back story and Jon couldn't believe the things he was was writing 'Name:Sandra Stevens', Age:42, Smoker:Yes, Status:Divorced, looking for:Good times, easy going relationship, GOSH essential'. He wanted none of these things! He just wanted his mother to let him be. "It's ok Sandra" he told himself "get drunk, get through it and get home!"
The first couple of guys were easy enough, he just stayed polite but distant hoping they got the message. But the third was trickier "didn't I just do you?" He asked with a smirk.
"No that was my twin sister, Sherry' Jon replied through gritted teeth.
'Wow twins! This must be my lucky night!" He was a balding guy in his 50s and even if Jon had been that way inclined, he wouldn't.
"Oh it really isn't honey!" Johnny said leaning close with a smile . To Jon's amazement the guy burst out laughing "god your funny, it's just what a place like this needs"
"Really?" Jon replied baffled.
"Yeah, come on, all these divorcees pretending to be teenager. It's tragic! You need a sense of humour! What are you drinking?"
"Erm Piña Colada, I guess" Jon replied smiling.
