"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Biff screamed. "You guys! Like, I'm a totally a girl!!!"
"Like, chill out, Biff!" Reggie snapped. He crossly put his hands on his nicely rounded hips. "We've all been, like, turned into chicks, ya know?"
"Hey!" Jim said, brushing long curly red hair out of his face. "Like, how come these two didn't get changed?" he asked, pointing at Jon and Karyn.
"Shyah, Jim," Reggie said. "She was, like, already a girl!"
"Yeah, but, like, he wasn't, ya know? And they're not, like, ya know, dressed up like cheerleaders or anything?"
Jon and Karyn smiled at each other. Despite Jon's black eye from Biff's one good punch, they were having a good time watching these tough guys turned Valley Girls trying to figure out what had happened to them.
Their smile quickly faded, though.
"Like, I heard him!" Ronald yelled. "Jon was, like, holding a rock or something, and I heard him, ya know, wish we were all cheerleaders, an' the next thing I knew, we totally were!"
"What rock?!?" Biff screeched.
"Like, THAT ONE!!!" Ronald screamed and pointed.
Jon's heart sank as he followed Biff's finely manicured nail to see the rock lying on the ground about 30 feet away. He and Karyn made a dive for it...
...But so did Reggie and Biff. There was a brief struggle, but somehow, Biff emerged holding the rock, smiling triumphantly.
