"Look, this place is huge. I think we'll increase our chances of finding valuable things if we slit up," Jake said.
Max, Queke and Bella looked at Jake and nodded. Biff Gamma always made the right decisions after all. He had escaped the evil clutches of Quing the Terible, Outwitted Baron Von Tropoo the Space Vampire, fought countless battles with on deserted planets against alien marauders and survived too many narrow scrapes to remember.
"So I'll go this way with Bella and you two go that way." Jake said, pointing in two opposite directions. "We'll meet back here in two hours."
"Brilliant plan Biff!" Queke said as he and Max left.
Jake took Bella by the hand and led her towards the strange machinery. It spun and gyrated, the mechanical devices flashing red lights and clunking strangely. It was as though the machinery was alive. All of a sudden the lights went off in the room.
"Oh Biff! I'm scared!" Bella said, moving close towards him, her skin tight suit pressing up against his chest. Her body was so soft and yeilding against his.
"Your'e safe with me," Jake said, his voice firm and reasuring. He was actually a little bit nervous. He was Biff Gamma, but he was also aware that the story he had been reading had not involved them seperating. In fact Biff and his companions had never entered this room. Dam, he didn't care if he was safe or not. He'd seen Bella naked and having her this close was better than anything he had ever read or imagined. "It's just harmless machinery."
"0101000011" Bella replied. Her body seemed to go hard against his.
"Huh?" Jake wondered, he turned to look at her. Her face was completely blank. "Bella? Are you Ok?"
**** *
"Bella? Are you Ok?" Jake asked, his voice suddenly high picthed. He was looking at his new reflection. Biff Gamma. What a hansome man he had become.
"00010011100." Biff said.
Jake frowned. He had not said anything. Why was Biff talking like a computer now. And why wasn't he in Biff's body.
"Oh shit!" Jake said as he looked down and discovered that he had become a she. Bella in fact. She wore Bella's skin tight silver jump suit. And her new breasts were pressed up against Biff Gamma's chest. Or was that Bella?
"Biff?" Biff Gamma's body said. The man looked down and his eyes rounded in amazement when he saw the body of Bella before him.
"Bella right? Shit!" Jake said. He had been Biff Gamma, the most perfect speciman of manhood just long enough to become Bella, the perfect speciman of womanhood. "I swear to god I'm giving up those pulp fiction novels. They're bloody ridiculous!"
