Sarah, a bitchy young popular girl, walked down the streets wishing that she might be able to pass the test next week without really having to work... maybe she'd tease Jon into giving her a cheat sheet... when a shard hit her in the back of the leg... and she screamed, looking at the entire text of the chemistry book tattooed all over her body.
Driving on the highway with the windows open, Jon's mother drove along, thinking how great it would be if her child were more like that nice Karyn girl... when a shard hit her, giving her the next best thing... impregnating her with a child half-hers half-Karyns... and she wouldn't know for months.
Chaz, an arrogant horndog, drove along in his souped-up SUV looking for a woman to get inside of... and when the shard hit, he simply disappeared... his consciousness was merged with Jon's future little sister...
A bird pecked at a shard... and became a very very large bird.
Despite Jon's new... ah... condition... after a fashion, he and Karyn began to realize that even more important to the world at large was... well... figuring out how to stop this and maybe they'd find Jon's cock later...
They tried direct wishes... but the wand itself was immune to the stone.
They'd need some indirect wishing fast...
