"All right," said Jon. "Fun is fun, but...."
"Don't complain," said Karyn, still holding Jon's detached penis. "I think technically we just had sex."
"Well... I don't know if a handjob counts. But I had another idea."
"So did I." She held the penis closer. "Don't bite it, it's yours. You can give yourself a blowjob."
"Please, no, I just shot my load. I can't give myself a blowjob right after that. Besides I must look like I gave someone a blowjob already. Let me clean up, then I can try my idea instead, okay?"
"What is it?"
"I'll show you," said Jon. He went to the bathroom and returned, cleaner and no longer smelling of his own sperm. "Here, it's easy." He pulled out a woman's leg from the drawer, then a foot. He then put the foot on the end of the leg. "I thought it would work like that," he said as the foot attached itself. "Let's see. Head, arms, torso..." Jon took out a pile of body parts and began attaching them together until he had a complete body in front of him. "And don't tell me the body won't do anything," he said. "If I have to make a wish for that, I will."
He didn't have to make a wish for it since the body started to sit up....
