"Well, the girl is Deirdre Truman and she's not mad at you at all, Jon. She's not mad at me either. I doubt she knows either of us exist. She only knows she has a dick, and that she likes it," Karyn explained.
"Deirdre Truman... isn't she that place kicker who plays on the football team?" Jon asked in disbelief. He also rubbed his eyebrows.
"Yeah, that's her. I guess she's quite gifted athletically, but not many guys want to date a girl who can bench-press their car. At least she can use the same locker room as the rest of the team now. I saw her walk right into the boy's room between periods and she seemed to be loving it."
"What about Joseph? You're not going to leave him with your girl parts, are you?"
"I'm still pissed at him. Let him date Deirdre, or just suffer."
"I dunno, Karyn; you're getting sort of cocky lately. So you have a wand. So what? The stone is much more powerful, and I won't let you borrow it when you're acting like this. You need to stop messing with people, and we need to think about getting Joseph back to normal."
"Good luck," Karyn stated just as Joseph cruised by with shaved legs and a lycra miniskirt.
Joh was about to say something but Karyn didn't give him a chance. Instead, she pointed her wand not at Joseph, and not at Jon, but at...
