Unfortunately this was a veeery poorly worded wish as Jon will soon discover.
Standing outside the motel room door was Karen, Megan, Kevin and now a police detective. A couple of police officers are holding onto a pair of freshly handcuffed criminals, complete with scraggly goatees and bad fashion sense.
"Jon!" shouted Karen, "There you are, thank goodness you're alright!"
"Well," the detective said, "We're sorry for accusing you youngsters for stealing those rare diamonds."
"That's okay officer," Kevin replied, "We're just glad we were able to catch the real jewel thieves and clear our names."
"And it's because you helped us catch them we can overlook all that damage you kids did to that grocery store."
As the officers and the crooks started leaving, Megan grabbed Kevin around the waist.
"Did you hear that baby!? We're off the hook, I love you Kevin!"
"And I love you Megan!"
With that, Megan kissed Kevin, leaving Jon standing there with a bewildered look on his face. Then Karen approached Jon.
"And I love you Jon!"
"What, I uh--"
Karen interrupted Jon with her own kiss, then suddenly everything froze.