"I wish Kevin had to deal with this problem instead of me."
Just then Jon found his tounge in an embrace. 'Whoa!' he thought, 'this is unexpected but nice.' As Jon removed his mouth, he found that he was kissing Kevin's girlfriend, Megan. He really felt like he had betrayed his friend.
"Oh, Jon, you're so cute. I was so happy when you asked me out last month after Kevin dumped me. He just seemed so unsexual."
"I'll be right back, Megan. I, er, forgot something."
Jon rushed back, after a quick glance in the mirror to see that he had completely returned to normal. And in the bathroom, he found Kevin...or rather a female version of Kevin crying on the floor.
