It's hard to get up to a run when you're 300 pounds...

'Aw shit, Peggy Sue! Fuck, I mean Karyn. I really got into character. I don't however, want to be stuck this way forever. Let's find them.'
Karyn and Janie hoisted themselves out of the booth and were out the door, moving as swiftly as a 300-pound geek in overalls and a knocked-up needle-nosed cock-tease could.
'Wait a second! Maybe my earlier wish also allows me to wish without having contact to the rock!' Janie blurted. Karyn just gave her an odd look.
Rock, listen to me, I wish that Karyn and I were standing next to Chloe and Sylvia right now!
In an instant they were transported right next to the two girls, who just stared aghast at the two that had appeared right beside them.
'What kind of wish did you make earlier, Jon!' Karyn said.
'Buh-buh-buh-buh-but how did you two get here?' said Chloe.
'Yeah, and how can you what about wishes?' added Sylvia.
'Um... here's how it is. Can we have our bag back first?' said Janie.
'Is this yours? We musta gotten mixed up. Here,' said Chloe forking over the bag, 'Now do some explaining, please Janie? Or is it Jon?'
'Alright,' Janie said 'if you'll just...'