"I wish that adult human women had evolved to release a single tiny airborne vagina spore once a month, and I wish that these spores would be able to attach themselves to objects and grow a fully functional and independent copy of that woman's full reproductive system in or on the object it attached to. I wish that these remote vaginas and other associated female organs were able to survive and sustain themselves on their own and were able to survive outdoors in harsh climates. Finally I wish that women would feel all the sexual stimulation their various remote vaginas receive, but not any of the pain signals."
The stone glowed slightly.
