Jon and Karyn had been so distracted they failed to notice that the mansion behind them in the park was no longer abandoned. It was well maintained and very much occupied by a cranky old man who didn't appreciate teenagers having sex on his back lawn!
After being shooed from the park, Jon and Karyn were both shocked to see all the changes that had happened to their town. Most notably their town of 150,000 was now only about 4500! Everything was well kept and orderly, the blight and urban decay that had begun to set in downtown was all gone. In it's place were manicured flower beds, clean statues, and tidy brick walls free of graffiti.
Pulling out their phones, they did some Boogle searches and were surprised just how much power the stone really had. Jon had fundamentally altered history wish a couple wishes about oral sex!
Karyn turned to Jon with wide eyes and said, "Jon, are you SURE you didn't wish for anything else besides the oral sex stuff?"
Jon shook his head like he had been thinking hard and said, "Uh, no I am SURE I didn't make any other wishes."
As he and Karyn wandered through their suddenly small hometown, they saw a few young couples making out. The women were visibly getting very worked up by it. Obviously, with sexualized mouths women enjoyed kissing a LOT more than they used to! Kissing was now basically like oral sex for a woman.
The other thing they noticed was that female clothing was a lot less revealing than it used to be. The female body wasn't a sex object anymore, the female MOUTH was! Instead of skimpy clothing, women instead put all of their energy into maintaining beautiful faces. Facial cleansers, makeup, hairstyle, and most obviously lipstick were FAR more important than they had even been in the old reality. Oral hygiene was of course doubly important now too.
After splitting up later that evening, Jon and Karyn went home. However, going home made a bit more difficult by the fact that the subdivision Jon and Karyn lived in no longer existed, it had never been built! They found their new addresses on their driver's licenses and set out to find their new homes.
Jon found he now lived in a smaller green house in the older east part of town. In the old reality this had been a dumpy and sort of rough neighborhood, but now the older homes were all beautifully maintained and filled with happy young families.
As Jon explored his new house he found his mother and father sitting in the livingroom. Upstairs he found his apparent room, but he did not however find his little sister Zoe, nor did she appear to have a room! The family photos on the wall clearly showed his parents and himself, but that was all!
Going back downstairs he thought about how to ask his parents the awkward question of his missing sister. He mumbled, "Um, mom, dad, did you guys ever consider having another child after me?"
Jon's parents gave each other a look and then his mother said, "Well, Jon, yeah we thought about having another child but we decided you were enough for our us and of course it was hard enough, you know, "making" you. We were in no mood to do THAT again!"
Jon could see both his parent's get a grossed out look on their faces and Jon asked the obvious, "Making? You mean vaginal intercourse?"
Jon's dad got an angry look and yelled, "JON! You do NOT use that language in this house!"
Jon apologized and then asked, "okay, I understand why you didn't want to do THAT, but, surely there are ways to get a woman pregnant besides that. I mean, what about a baster or..."
Jon's mom cut him off this time with a chuckle and said, "Woaooh, Jon! What's got into you? Did they just have sex ed again at school? Um, NO we didn't consider doing that stuff because we're not weirdos. Having a CHILD isn't a science experiment! Sure the mating process is gross and uncomfortable for both men and women, but the real reason why we didn't do it or 'other stuff' to have a child again is we just felt the world is overpopulated as it is."
Jon was starting to see just how far his wish had gone.
