Karyn thought for a moment, and said "You're right, Jon... that was mean and vindictive. But I think I know how to fix it."
Jon was puzzled. "How are you going to fix this?!?" he said, gesturing at the tiny slit above his balls.
Karyn smiled. "Ever read about seahorses, Jon?'
"No," said Jon, "Why?"
Karyn held the rock and worded her wishes carefully.
"First, I wish that a man's urethral opening was extremely sexually sensitive, and that gay men can even orgasm from pleasuring each other."
"Second, I wish that men had wombs as well as women."
"What?!?" cried Jon, but Karyn continued.
"Third, I wish that women could deposit an egg into a man's womb by penetrating the urethral opening with the clitoris."
"Fourth, I wish that men could choose to fertilize this egg by masturbating to orgasm. Of course, they can still only orgasm by watching a woman orgasm. Instead of coming out, a man's semen will shoot into his womb, although some men will still be "squirters" who can ejaculate out of the urethral opening as well."
"Fifth, I wish that men could carry babies to term and deliver them safely through their urethral openings."
"Sixth, I wish that both women and men could produce milk at will, and will still be capable of feeding babies as needed."
Jon looked down in shock as two medium-sized breasts slowly bulged out from his chest.
"See," smiled Karyn, "now both men and women can share in the joy of childbirth!"
