Karen took hold of the stone and said "I wish we had a million bucks."
I just had time to think uh-oh before something went FWUUUUUMP. And the park was suddenly a sea of deer. Not a one with less than a four point rack.
"I wish these deer would just go away!" I yelled over the sound of pawing hooves and clashing antlers.
There was a loud rumble as the million bucks stampeded away.
"Now what?" I wondered aloud. "That many deer will eat all the farmers' crops."