As the evening went on (and the piña coladas went in) Jon found it a lot easier. He even found himself flirting with some of the guys. Luckily the evening finished just before he got too drunk. Mincing out with his mother, Jon fumbled with his cigarettes until he got one alight. Even after 3 weeks they still tasted horrible, but he had resigned himself to the disgusting habit. As Sherry collected they're score sheets, Jon gazed at his reflection in the club window, a half drunk middle aged woman stared back, smoking a menthol 100, hair coming undone and skirt hitched up. "Oh gawd, what have I become?!" He muttered, feeling sorry for himself. Worse he also felt horney, and not just because there were some hot women in there. As much as he hated to admit it, he had been turned on by playing the sexy milf. I"it's just the booze" he told himself as his mother returned.
Sherry was quiet all the way home and barely said a word as they arrived home. "What's up with you?" Jon asked, unstrapping his heels and groaning with delight.
"Nothing" sherry said curtly , filling a glass with water.
"Come on, I can sense something wrong, it's a twin thing " Jon replied sarcastically.
Sherry paused and then through a bunch of papers on the kitchen table.
"What's are those?" Jon asked.
"The speed dating results" Sherry replied angrily "you got more hits than me! I mean where identical twins, that shouldn't be possible!"
"Jeez, is that all Sis? You can have my hits!"
"Huh I don't want anything from you Sandra!" Sherry replied annoyed.
We'll I didn't want anything from you, but I got everything!" Jon snapped "I don't want to be identical to you! I don't want to be a secretary and I certainly don't want to be some desperate cougar! I want to go back to hanging with Karen and living my own life, but thanks to you I never can!"
Sherry was furious,.....
