Ross headed to Kilroy's Bar

Ross headed to Kilroy's Bar, If he had met anyone it was probably there. Once he arrived he walked up to the bar and asked Pete if he had seen Ross recently.
Pete had been trained not to rat Ross out.
"Um, no ma'am. But any friends of Ross's. Let me give you a drink on the house." He turned and went to mix something.
Kevin, one of Ross's drinking buddies saw this and made his way over to her. He liked getting Ross's sloppy seconds.
Pete set a giant fuity drink with an umbrella in front of her. She started to sip. It was surprisingly good.
"So, you lookin' for that no good Ross?" Kevin said sitting beside her.
"No good?" Ross said somewhat offended.
"He doesn't treat women well. And it offends me when he takes advantage of a girl like you."
Ross was pissed but then he thought if I have to sleep with someone to be me again Kevin might be the guy. Especially if he becomes the girl next. Ross grinned.
"How should a man treat a woman?" Ross challenged.