Just then Gamara apeared from behind a building.
'Fee fie foe fum' Said the giant reptile. 'I think I smell the blood of an English man. Be he alive or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make by bread'
Jon was unimpressed
'I'm not a man and I'm not English either' she said flatly. 'I'm a hot babe, and so's my mom' Gamara looked shocked.
'Oops. Sorry' he apologised. 'I guess I must have the wrong house' Is this 4291 Riverbank Gardens?' he asked.
'No' replied Jon. 'This is 4921 Riverside Close' Gamara let out a cry of frustration.
'Aghh!' he yelled. 'How could I have made such a stupid mistake?'
Jon reached up and patted the reptile's big toe. 'Don't worry' She cooed 'These things happen. I'm sure I've done the same thing myself once or twice'
'You have' asked the turtle unsurely.
'Sure' Jon lied. 'Dozens of times now I come to think of it. Trust me these things happen to everyone' Gamara perked up
'You're right' he smiled, exposing his many sharp teeth. 'I shouldn't have got so worked up about it. Silly really'
'That's the spirit' said jon 'There's no need worrying about these things. What's happened happened, worrying won't change any thing'
'That's a nice outlook you've got there miss.' Jon looked embaressed.
'It's really just common sense' she said meekly.
Gamara looked at his watch. Time was getting late.
'I guess I shold be going' he said. 'That Englishman isn't going to grind himself' Jon nodded.
'Well, bye then.' Said the reptile 'thanks for all your help'
'Don't mention it' said Jon 'I was glad to oblige'
'Well, thanks anyway.' The turtle repeated 'You've really been a big help' With that, he rose silenty into the air, then roared off spinning like a top.
'That was weird' said Jon.
'Totaly' agreed her mother. Then they went off to become naked lesbian cheerleaders.
The end.
