Jon looked at his reflection. He was still a boy, but he was really cute-looking. He thought that he looked kind of hot. Hot enough to get onto the cheerleading squad. Of course, since he was still a boy, he wouldn't be wearing a girl's cheerleading outfit. Instead, he'd wear a boy's. But he could actually be a cheerleader!
Jon felt really weird, because of the wish he made. He felt more happy and bubbly. But he also felt dumber. That's because he was now an airhead, just like his teenage mother. He had a hard time thinking, so he just really didn't try.
"Like, what do we do now?" Jon asked his teen mom.
"I know! We could ..."