Jon said, "I'll call Karyn Westwind" and with that she was escorted to the telephone.
"Karyn, its me Jon." Said Jon.
"Jon? Jon? You got a very high voice Jon?" said a perplexed Karyn.
"(sigh) You have a DD bustline from making a wish yesterday. Its Jon." Said Jon.
"Jon is that you?" said Karyn.
"Hello, hello. Its me Jon!!!" said Jon.
"What happened?" asked Karyn.
"I don't know. I think somebody got the rock. I hate to think this is just a side effect from holding it? Anyway (sigh) Look . I am a woman now .I I I got arrested when I tried to buy some clothes with my own credit card!" sobbed Jon.
"Oh, gosh, oh my gosh! Aha, ah, you are in jail?" asked Karyn.
"Yes. Go to my house, tell my mom I forget something or another, anything as long as its an excuse to search my room. Find that rock! Then get down here, maybe I can get wished out of here?" said Jon.
"Ok, I'll try." Said Karyn.
"Well, I'll be here (sigh)" said Jon and with a brief good-bye he hung up the phone.
"No match on the prints. Take this one to block B," said a Deputy Sheriff
A female Deputy grabbed Jon by the arm and took her back to a cell.
"What does no match on the prints mean?" asked Jon.
"For you? Oh, guess that's good news. Unless you work for the government, or had some other job where they took your prints you aren't in the database unless you have been arrested before." She said.
"So?" asked Jon as they continued to walk.
"Soooo, you don't have a record. That is until now. Don't worry a lot of people get picked up for shoplifting, it ain't the end of the world. You'll be out as soon as bails posted or you see the judge and he let's you go on your promise to appear, maybe." Said the Deputy while closing the cell door behind Jon.
The door slammed closed. The cell had eight beds arraigned into two rows of two bunk beds. There was a single steel toilet in the center of the cell against the wall. There were 10 people in this eight-person cell.
"Hey, look at the tits on this whore!" exclaimed the large Hispanic woman.
"Yea, why don't you wobble them over here." Said the small Hispanic woman while making sucking sounds with her mouth.
"Yo, bitch, you get away from them." said the medium sized Black woman.
"Yea, mama you get your ass over here." Said the large Black woman.
