Jon wasn't happy about Coach Buck yelling at him about detention, but he was freaked out for a whole different reason. He finally got a good look at the boy who was shouting all the rude stuff about Jon... or, about Rachel. Jon had previously tried to ignore the boy and only saw him vaguely out of the corner of Jon's eye and had only got the impression that the boy was traditionally attractive, the kind of boy a straight girl would find hot.
Okay, fine, Rachel found him hot, which meant Jon did, only because he was riding around in Rachel's body. Jon certainly wouldn't have been attracted to a dude in any other circumstance. Even now, the attraction was only physical. Jon couldn't stand the guy's personality. He was rude, turned Rachel into his sex fantasy without being in a real relationship with her, and he was... a mirror image of Jon.
Specifically, he was the version of Jon that Jon made for himself using the stone: physically fit, fashionable, and hot. Like, Rachel found him hot despite his personality, and Jon suspected it had something to do with the wish that all girls would find him "very attractive". Jon was Rachel and a girl now, so Jon as Rachel found him drop dead gorgeous, felt turned on just looking at him, and--without even intending to--bent down in such a way as would give the other Jon a good view of her breasts.
When Jon realized he was doing this, he stood straight at once, but the damage was done. The other Jon saw Rachel showing off her breasts and led the boys in a rousing chant of "She wants the D!"
While Jon felt like his cheeks would explode from all the blood being pumped into them--not to mention his clit--he remembered another wish he made: for all girls to want to please him--Jon--subconsciously without affecting their core personalities. Jon as Rachel was subconsciously posing for the other Jon's sexual enjoyment. Jon remembered wiggling Rachel's ass just how the other Jon wanted, when Jon thought he was just fidgeting out of embarrassment. He as Rachel and the other girls were literally putting on a show for the other Jon.
What the hell was going on? Why was there another male Jon walking around? Was Karyn trying to prank him by siccing a sexually objectifying Jon clone on Jon as Rachel? That shouldn't be possible with the safeguards Jon put in place to always know when wishes were being made.
Unless Jon as Rachel didn't count as Jon anymore.
He remembered Karyn's wish that Jon would be Rachel, not that his body would look like hers or something like that. Jon would be Rachel. That meant that Jon was Rachel. Though he thought of himself as Jon and as a him, he... she... was Rachel. She didn't get the protection that Jon gave himself. She wasn't Jon. She was Rachel, and Rachel was a girl subject to all of the wishes Jon made: she would look hot, dress slutty, find Jon very attractive, and would subconsciously try to please him.
Why was there a new male Jon walking around? Well, maybe when Karyn turned Jon into Rachel, the stone thought there should still be a Jon around? Some kind of exact wording issue? Maybe Jon wishing that he would be sexy, as Jon, necessitated there being a Jon around to be sexy? When Karyn turned Jon into Rachel, the stone couldn't fulfill the week-long sexy Jon wishes without sexy Jon existing, so it... What? Created a new sexy Jon whole cloth? Turned someone else into the sexy Jon? Rachel would prefer to think the boor yelling about her wanting his dick wasn't really Jon and was just some delinquent who took his form, but she didn't know that Jon wouldn't let power go to his head and go this far for a good time, especially when he thought everything was temporary.
Well, it was temporary. No matter what went wrong, it would all end the next Thursday. Jon would be his old self again soon enough.
Wait. Jon would be? Was that Rachel, who used to be Jon, or the sexy Jon who was currently Jon? If the Jon-specific wishes applied specifically to sexy Jon, then Rachel might cease to exist. The time limit wasn't a safeguard; it was a deadline with an emphasis on 'dead'. Rachel had to fix everything by Thursday night, or else she could very well be erased from reality.
"Are you listening to a word I'm saying?!" Coach Buck screamed. "Detention is the least of your concerns! Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in???"
As Rachel turned from sexy Jon to regard the coach, she had a terrible suspicion she did.
