"No wait! My mom did this, not me!!" screamed Jon
"Tell me you don't enjoy holding my boobs" she replied.
"I don't enjoy holding your boobs." said Jon as he squeezed them.
"I wish you'd quit holding my boobs!" and Jon's hands dropped free. She got a perplexed look on her face and was about to call him a smart ass, when she smirked and held the rock. "I wish you'd tell me the truth. Now, do you enjoy holding my boobs?"
"This situation is embarrassing, but I love boobs. I wish you hadn't made them smaller. Your boobs were great...till you made them too small...er...ah... honest it was my mom. This is all a mistake." pleaded Jon.
"Were great? Were great! You little letch! Well, I wish you and your mom could be center stage as a big titted stripper act and have your boobs held squeezed and sucked on for the next week and take this damn rock with you!" She said in a fit of anger, till she regretted the part about adding the rock. Then there was a blinding spot of light followed by a "pop" sound.
*****
"Now on center stage for your viewing pleasure is Mommy and Jonniee our featured act of the night!" screamed the announcer
Jon(niee) looked to her left and saw a beautiful stripper in her late 30's with a huge bustline but a very familiar face. It was her mom, but she must have gotten 10 years younger!
She smiled back at Jonniee, and said, "What...who...these...oh...is that you Jon?"
"GET GOING GIRLS!" screamed the announcer.
"I'll explain latter, Mom. But, I think we are going to have to be like this for a week! I guess we better start dancing." said a depressed Jonniee
"Dance, dance, DANCE?! With these!! I must have a 46" chest, and honey, I don't know how you can move?" replied Mom incredulously.
Jonniee looked down and gasped. She must have had a 50" chest at a minimum!
"Quit stalling! I want to see naked boobs in our customers faces now!" screamed the announcer.
