Sarah had to think of something. First she had to make sure Jon wouldn't get in her way. "I wish Jon would forget about the rock forever and not bother me for the next five minutes."
There was a flash. Sarah thought about what to wish for. She knew she would make a few wishes about Jon and Karyn, but she had time for that later. She knew she need to make a wish about her boyfriend Biff. They had been fighting this week because Biff was about to turn 18 on Friday and he and his football buddies were planning to go to a strip club to celebrate. Sarah was pissed, she didn't want Biff getting a lap dance from some slutty bimbo.
"I wish Biff and his friends were going to a strip club where men danced, not women." she smiled wickedly. "I wish they would enjoy themselves just as much as they would if it were women dancing. I wish that they would all believe that it was normal for straight men to enjoy watching other men dance and think that the idea of a woman stripper is disgusting. I also wish that as soon as they leave the club, their minds and beliefs would switch back to normal."
She laughed at the thought of her macho boyfriend and all his jock friends fawning over a bunch of naked men. They were probably even thinking about it right now and getting excited. She couldn't resist calling Biff on her cellphone.
"Hey, babe," he said when he answered. "Sorry we've been fighting, but it's just something I've always wanted to do. All the guys have been talking about is going to Beefcakes on Friday."
She stiffled a laugh at 'Beefcakes'.
"I know, honey." she said, trying to sound apologetic. "You can go if you want to, I know this means a lot to you guys."
"All right, babe! Thanks! We'll go on a date next week, I promise." Sarah hung up the phone, thinking how embarrassed he would be when the wish wore off. She then remembered Jon and that she'd better make her escape. She left the room and ran down the stairs, passing Jon on the way. Then remembering Jon no longer remembered the stone, she held it behind her back and made a few more wishes. "I wish you had agreed to do all my homework for me for the rest of the year."
Jon said, "Of course, I already told you I would."
She smiled, she wasn't through yet. "I wish you had man boobs and had to wear a bra."
"I know I do, my back hurts if I don't wear it."
Sarah laughed at Jon, his large breasts filling out his t-shirt, the obvious signs of a bra underneath. Finally she said, "I wish you wanted to come to the mall with me to look at cute boys."
Jon instantly said, "Hey Karyn, can I go to the mall with you? There's always cute boys there..."
"Sorry, Jon, you got a lot of homework to get done... Just leave it in my locker tomorrow morning before school, I don't want anyone to know I'm associating with you."
Jon frowned and grumbled up the stairs.
"I wish you couldn't be mad at me."
Jon's attitude instantly changed, he happily waved her goodbye and went into his room. Sara, proud of everything she had accomplished, ran out the door on her way to cause more mayhem.
