Meanly teasing the newcomer about his new sexual upgrade was not really beneath me, but I had other things to do here. I had the opportunity to get another decent ally in Impact Clan by getting him to get laid by Oswin. There were a lot of ways this could go wrong. Oswin was a cyborg. The had preprogrammed revulsion to deviants. As it was his normal state, he was not someone Oswin would want to fuck. Luckily, the newcomer was an AEP unit. It was just a matter of manipulating his nanites. He could just cover up the new set of eye sockets. I looked at him. "Oswin might look mean at first, but he does respect those that are useful. If we ask him what else is needed and do it right, he will think better of us." I instructed. He got up excitedly and hurried to the door. "Let's go human! You might not be stronger than me. You do know how he thinks." he called out. I rolled my eyes, but followed him out and looked for Oswin anyway. When we found him, I was the one to ask Oswin for work. Oswin looked at me. "You want to work for me?" he asked. "We do." I said, gesturing to the newcomer.
Obviously, he was less willing to entertain that. "We will help you get ready for your opening. What do you have to lose?" I asked. He shook his head and then gave me a list of tasks. I blankly nodded at him. It would just be added to the log for the mission regardless. The newcomer would be able to remember it all too. There were only 4 things to do. When Oswin moved on, I looked at the newcomer. "Let's go. I don't know how to go about half of that. You're probably going to need to take the lead on those tasks." I admitted. He laughed at me. "Of course you'd be incompetent. Then again, I was going to take the lead on all the tasks anyway. Let's go, human." he said as he lead the way to the first task that he wanted to complete. We got it done quickly enough. The club was ready to open after we finished the fourth task. Humans began to come in. Oswin and his band members were all in the back. The PEP members were the bouncers and security. I was given a VIP pass to get me to the lounge on the top floor. Everyone had a good time. 03 and 04 were also VIPs. 03 just smiled.
As the time went on, it became time for the main event. It was time for the band to take the stage. For some reason, one of the tasks was setting up a boxing ring. Oswin took to the microphone and started the first song. Every single guest was having a fun time. After the end of the first song, he took to the microphone again. "For today, we made a special event for you. We have a no holds barred fight for you. While we provide the music for you, please enjoy this amazing experience." he announced. It made them cheer. That was when 03 and 04 came to me. Each of them placed a hand on my shoulder. "It's time to go. Let's see if you can beat us now." 04 said with a ton of malice. I just looked at him in pure confusion. "What the hell are you talking about!?" I asked him. 03 smirked and said "This is the Impact Clan. Of course he would feel the urge to fight. We have Impact AEP organs and we know you well. This means that we can fight you. And we're not holding back." I just rolled my eyes. "It doesn't matter to me. I'm going to win, but I'm not fighting both of you at the same time here."
