Karyn's mom (Beth) walked into the master bedroom and noticed her husband lying on the bed, watching TV.
"Edward, can't you do that downstairs?" she asked, annoyed.
"Only if I put on a shirt. Come on, Beth. You know my chest gives people the creeps."
"Who says you have to watch TV with your shirt off?"
"I'm more comfortable this way."
Beth threw a T-shirt at him. "Put it on."
He grabbed it, grunting. "Fine." He put the shirt on, but it was still very obvious that he had breasts. Then he got off the bed and left the room.
But as he left, he muttered "I wish ..."
