Original Author CrystalBlaze
Ranma Read: (## indicates written text in the newspaper, by the way)
#The Juuban HQ of the Sailor Senshi International Corps, formed to help stabilise the chaotic forces running rampant worldwide in this modern era, inducted three new members, already defenders of their home city, in a show of Solidarity to heroism of the feminine Way.#
#Neriman MechaSenshi Nuku-Nuku, as one of the few Senshi that basically disdains a secret identity, was as usual tapped to make the announcement. Mooncats standing nearby reminded reporters of her role in helping defend the Mooncat families as they grow in number, advising Senshi worldwide upon maturity.#
#"These three girls have had a amazing amount of experience with strangeness and defense of people's hapiness, even compared with the First Senshi" Nuku-Nuku began, as people speculated as to the latest Soldiers' identities, a common sport amongst the betting crowd.#
#"While the town itself, a splintering of the Tokyo wards due to extreme weirdness, retains a sharp individuality, We Senshi are proud to welcome Townsville back into Tokyo and Japan as a whole, along with our sincerest welcome to Sailors Bloom, Froth, and Parkay, all 18 as of last Tuesday, and thus finally eligable for membership in the modern Senshi Corps."#
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Ranma's eye twitched. Those.. those GIRLS made it to adulthood? are now defending the PLANET? Kami help us!
Akane read it as he spazzed some.. "Oh, good grief, those codenames are just synonyms.. That's been happening a lot, hasn't it?"
Ranma drily replied "350 members, dear." He didn't stop spazzing though, not till the elbow to the gut, at least.
"Oof! ..Thanks, I needed that."
"S'Alright!"
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