Original Author John Cameron
The married couple blinked in an attempt to change the scene being played before their eyes.
Nerima was famous for many things, among them the ancient pervert martial artist who liked to chase beautiful women and steal their underwear. Scenes such as that one, while annoying, were at least normal.
Ranma took his eyes off of the most unusual event to have ever happened in the history of Nerima, shuddered, then finally turned and looked at Akane as she looked back at him after having gone through the same process.
"If we ignore it, it never happened."
"Right."
crickets chirp
Ranma sighed. "I knew I should have stayed in bed today.." he muttered.
The two backed nervously back towards their bedroom to check if their insurance policies were paid-up.
Meanwhile outside the 17 year-old supermodel from Norway continued to throw her underwear at a small form who was running away in terror and frantically attempting to dodge the deadly lingerie which had somehow become so sharp that the small figure had lost his favorite pipe.
Happosai cried the tears of the demoralised then shouted out to the world, "Panties, panties everywhere! And not a one to leech!"
