"Captain! The planet is..."
"It was a fake planet? Like that one time?"
"No, Captain, it's-"
"Was it a mirage emitted by monks from Tibet and/or Peru? Again?"
"Well, maybe, but more importantly it's spread out into a network of several dozen moons orbiting a central singularity of uh... Light?"
"OH, so it's just a code white, then? Teal alert, brew the ceremonial coffee."
"... yessir"
Miss Warren stood in surprise. Her memories as the previous narrator aside, 2/3 of her mind was absolutely flabbergasted. Those prisoners had a lot to answer for!
