The crack of the rifle echoed into a slow clap, coming from the wrinkled hands of George "Venom" Bush, President of Fake History. With him was an entourage of famous peoples, Marilyn Monroe and her famous Sniper Wolf unit of talking animals was there. So was the genie from the live action Aladdin, who planned this entire event from the beginning.
Along with the traditional Assassination Cake with one candle in it to commemorate Jon's first magical time crime, they presented a present with a mad libs version of human history, explaining that all arrangements of nouns in this book get compounded in spacetime into avatars who are the typical persons he was already familiar with, and that Lake Point was actually a mathematical matrix system for open source editing humanity at leisure by a council of perverts.
With tears in his eyes, Jon throws the wishing rock to the ground, where it shatters to a stock sound effect from the least expensive audio library. Readying his number two pencil, he began his work right there as the celebratory palanquin carried him off over the gnoll and into the sunset, a stunned nation looking on.
