Sarah said, "You know Jon, everyone takes me for a complete ditz, but that is rather unfair. I do wonder about things from time to time, and you are going to help me satisfy some of my curiosity. I am going to use you as a human experiment in unusual ways, and you can report back to me. The better your reports are, the nicer I will be with my future ideas. But if you do not play along to the best of your ability, or you are not completely forthcoming in your reports, I will get unnecessarily creative with you."
Jon was amazed at what Sarah was saying. Not only was he scared shitless at his predicament, but he also had no idea how thoughtful she really was. Before she could do anything that would cause to much damage, he quickly told her to be careful as all wishes are permanent.
Sarah thought about that, and said, "You know Jon, it is a good thing that you told me that. Not only because you would be stuck in your first form for the rest of your life, but also because I would lose my new plaything." As Jon did not know whether to be relieved or panicked even further, Sarah then said, "Jon, I wish that if I say, 'Jon, be truthful' that you will be compelled to tell me the complete truth to my question." With that, the rock flashed, and Jon knew that her wish was granted.
"Jon, I wish that for the next 24 hours, you would be transformed in the manner that I am writing down on this piece of paper. I wish that nobody was aware of these changes, and that if they were discovered, people would be appropriately surprised. I also wish that you would be unable to provide any explanation that included the rock, or my involvement to anyone other than your skanky friend Karyn."
Jon saw the flashing of the rock, and saw that Sarah was done writing on her paper. Sarah said, "I am leaving now. I will call you in 24 hours, and I want you to tell me what you think about your predicament. Be honest in your report. Good luck in keeping your 'little secret.'"
Jon saw Sarah leave his room, and his house, with the piece of paper sitting on the floor. He picked it up to read that Sarah had written....
