Hoping, or more like praying that maybe if he kept looking he could find SOMETHING more normal for him to wear John kept searching the pile. At this point he had his doubts there was anything normal enough among them, but maybe he could find SOMETHING that at least woudnt be as noticable? Hell at this point he:d just be grateful for a male one! What was his luck that he got the female cosplayer cosplaying exclusively female characters! It was just unfair! Regardless with little choice he kept looking through the pile, what he pulled out didn't give him much more confidence than what he had already been threw.
Amy Rose? Really?he was going for something less girly not even MORE so, this one been came with gloves and hedgehog ears for the character, that was anything BUT less noticable! Obviously he no plans at all to put this costume on and so with a grumble kept searching, soon giving a sigh of annoyance as what he managed to find was somehow even WORSE than the any Cosplay had been, this one was even freaking sparkly!
He didn't recognize where this one came from but he did no there was no way in hell he'd be choosing this ether, sparkly... Revealing tops, ugghh and were those Go Go Boots? Next! Digging more and more, and at this point getting desperate pulling out one more outfit he found it looked.... Pretty normal? No doubt clearly still a female cosplay, obviously but maybe this might be the best he could hope for?
He had to give it points in that at least this one would cover his whole body, that was more than could be said for a lot of these. Turning away from the cosplays a moment he tapped his foot in thought. Why were all his options so.... Abnormal, it was like they were all deliberately crafted to embarrass him! Every last one! Rubbing his head in annoyance he turned towards another pile, preparing himself to continue the loop he had found himself in at this point.
"Maybe just one more pile will do... Aggh!!"
He was cut short as one of the cosplays he had just been looking at leapt right at him crossing him to stumble back onto the ground! Struggling as each part of the cosplay forced itself on him one by one, until he was fully fitted in one of the three cosplays he had tried to reject, each piece firmly placed upon him.
"W..what the hell was that?? Oh god this is...."
Owing to a nearby mirror in the laundry room John was able to catch sight of the cosplay that had somehow forced itself upon him, that even as he pulled at it refused to come back off.
"Did it really have to be...."
