"Oh, that's not a problem Jonny. I wish that the job Jon wants to have more than anything else in the world, his dream job, was to be a professional cheerleader for the NFL. I wish Jon wants this so badly he practises his cheerleading routines every night alone in his bedroom, and secretly has a Dallas Cowboys cheerleading outfit in his wardrobe that he likes to wear in private."
"What did you just say Sarah? I kinda, zoned out there for a second."
"It wasn't important Jon. So you don't want to be a cheerleader?"
"That's not what I said at all," Jon replied, then restated what he said earlier, but with a sigh of regret. "Only girls can be cheerleaders."
"Jon, do you want to be a cheerleader?" Sarah pried.
"I... I'm sorry Sarah, but I don't know you well enough yet to tell you everything about me."
"Oh Jonny! I wish you would answer me honestly. I can keep a secret, you can trust me! Do you want to be a cheerleader?"
"...Yes," Jon replied. "More than anything. Being a professional cheerleader would be my dream job!"
"Wow, that's quite a lofty goal," Sarah smiled. "Are you that good? Show me some of your routines! You do practise, right?"
"Yeah I practise, almost every night. But I... I can't perform in front of someone else! I just can't!"
"Oh come on, please? I bet you're really good! I wish Jon could perform cheerleader routines every bit as good as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I'd like to see you perform."
"Sarah, I just can't! No matter how good I am, boys weren't meant to be cheerleaders!"
Sarah harrumphed with impatience, "I wish Jon would agree to perform routines for me. Please?"
"Okay, gimme a sec to warm up."
Sarah grinned with anticipation as Jon stretched against the wall of his room and limbered up. He then launched into one of the best solo displays of cheerleading Sarah had ever seen. He moved with incredible grace and sex appeal, moving his hips and limbs just like a very talented female dancer. When Jon finished, Sarah applauded him eagerly.
"Oh my God Jon, you're so talented! You should try out to be a cheerleader! You'd get it for sure!"
"If I was a girl," Jon sighed. "Nobody would want a guy cheerleader on their team."
"Oh I'm sure we can think of something. I wish...
