"Wouldn't you like to know, Jon! I wish Jon didn't wear trousers or shorts, but wore skirts instead."
Suddenly, where Jon was previously wearing his usual jeans he had a mid-thigh pleated skirt. Jon looked quizzically at Sarah, "What did you say?"
"Nothing, Jonny," replied Sarah. "That's a nice skirt you're wearing,"
"Thanks, but it's nothing special," Jon blushed a little at the compliment.
"I think it suits you! I wish..."