When Suki arrived at Karyn's house, she was so incredibly horny; she couldn't believe it. Though it was hard to call Karyn's home a "house," it was more like a shack at the edge of the garbage dump.
Suki knocked on the door. Karyn came to answer in tattered clothes.
"Who are you?" Karyn asked.
"It's me! You're best friend! Suki! I came over so we could discuss how to get the rock back from Sarah."
Karyn looked confused for a moment. It was like gears were slowly turning in her head. "Oh," She finally said, "OH!"
There was only one chair in the shack. Karyn let Suki sit down.
Karyn spoke first, "Joh--I mean, Suki, I have a confession to make first. I made a wish without you knowing. I know when something...isn't right."
"Sorry, can I interrupt you for a second? May I be allowed to play with myself while we talk?" Suki asked.
"Ew! Jon! No!"
"Who's Jon? And please! I am so horny!"
"Still, no. And you, you're Jon. You think you're Suki, but you're Jon. I made a wish to be able to tell what reality is supposed to be like. You are supposed to be sex-crazed. You aren't supposed to be Asian. You aren't even supposed to be female!"
Karyn continued, "And I'm not supposed to be living in this shack, and Sarah's also made me dumb as rocks from what I can tell!"