The feel of the wind through Sarah's hair as she drove her new BMW convertible down Main Street was wonderful. Almost as wonderful as the feeling of power that she now had as the owner of a powerful magical artifact. She hadn't been able to quell the wicked smile from her face ever since she had discovered the rock's ability. Not that she had really tried; with the rock in her possession, Sarah was a virtual goddess, and being a goddess was fun!
She wondered briefly if that dupe Jon had ever made it to Karyn's house. Probably not, she figured. He was dumb before, dumb enough to lose the stone to Sarah, but after her wishes Jon would be hopeless. If he did make it he'd at least find the gift Sarah had left, that Karyn would be able to remember him. That way he'd at least have someone to watch out for him in his new bizarre state.
A warm sense of pride filled Sarah; sometimes she was just too generous.
The giggling in her back seat momentarily distracted her. She turned to see Mr. Milligan and Mr. Oswald, her algebra and biology teachers (respectively), both of whom had threatened to fail her this year enjoying a heated make-out session. Their new bodies, those of two bikini-clad buxom babes, looked strange with the middle-aged male heads atop, but the stone had made a seamless transplant. Neither of them knew that anything had changed, nor had anyone else she had run into.
She turned up her radio and hit the gas, a new destination in mind. It was time to show this town who is boss.
