"I wish I could see what Karyn was up to tonight" Jon uttered without giving the wish much thought. Without any warning, Jon felt his head and chest slam into the ground. Something was clearly wrong.
The last thing Jon remembered was sitting, half-baked, on his friend's cheap futon. For some unknown reason, he was now laying facedown on a cold stone floor. Around him, Jon could hear the roar of a crowd and pulsing music.
"OMG! You can't be drunk already girl, it's barely past midnight! Get up!" Jon heard the high pitched voice of a woman talking into his ear as she grabbed Jon's arm and pulled him back to his feet. Jon tried to stand but immediately stumbled to the side. If the random woman didn't grab him by the waist, Jon would have landed back on the hard floor.
Jon didn't know what the wish did to him, but he was clearly drunk. He had no sense of balance and his skin felt like it was radiating heat. He could also taste stale whiskey in his mouth and smelled alcohol coming off his clothes.
Jon quickly noticed that something else was throwing off his sense of balance. Jon looked down to see a large pair of female breasts bound to his chest by a tight, low-cut, black dress. His new breasts were framed by long strands of blonde hair that cascaded off his head. He awkwardly pulled the hair off his face and watched as a random twenty-year-old girl tried her best to walk Jon over to a nearby table.
The girl helped Jon onto the table's bench then shot Jon a condescending look. "Come on Karyn. We've been here for like... literally an hour. If you don't hold your booze better, we're going to stop bringing you along! Sit her and don't be a bitch to anyone. I'll send Jack over when I find him." The girl straightened her dress then paced off into a nearby crowd of drunk college students.
Jon couldn't keep his head up. He slouched forward to lay his head on the table but stopped when the sharp edge of the table poked Jon in his breasts. Jon was too drunk to figure out how to properly deal with his body. He grabbed his breasts and pulled them up so that they laid awkwardly on top of the table.
