All The Same Under The Skin

Jon was eager to find Karyn, to tell her what had happened. She found her at her home and quickly explained.
"Jon, I can't beleave it's really you. I remember you as my best girlfriend but also have memories about the rock. Lok, I was just about to go out to eat, let's go get some food."
"I'm not going anywhere like this," cried Jon. "You are thinking of food at a time like this?!"
"Well, I'm hungry. Are you?"
"No!"
"Well, I could wish up some thing to eat if you give me the stone."
"OK," John said as she reluctantly handed over the stone. "Be careful what you wish."
"I just wish I had a little Chinese here right now"
There was the flash and where Jon has stood, now stood an oriental version of the pretty girl Jon had become.
"Now lookee wot you do," Jon said in her broken English. "I not speak engrish good no mour."
"Ok, I wish you didn't speak with that silly accent."
With the last wish, Jon screamed something at Karyn in Chinese and ran out of the room, down the stair, and out the front door.