Poor choice of words

John awoke lying down with his hands and feet bound. As he lifted his head to see where he was, he felt a rustling around his ears, like soft grass covering his whole head. He was able to bring himself to a sitting position. When he was steady he looked down to see what he was bound in and much to his horror, he was staring down at two very large breasts, probably as large as... "Oh shit!" He yelled, alarmed at his voice that now sounded exactly like Sarah's. He found that odd, since Karyn kept her voice, but he just assumed that this body wasn't capable of producing a man's voice. Looking up he realized that he was the size of a barbie doll. From He didn't need a mirror to know that he was now also Sarah's twin, or rather, triplet. That's when he realized he was only wearing a pair of panties and no bra. Seeing as how there were no pockets in the panties he suddenly realized he didn't have the stone. He could only hope his clothes were over near the dresser. But first he had to get untied. Leaning against the foot of the bed, he rubbed the rope up and down against it until it finally came free. Once his hands were free he untied his legs, stopping briefly to admire how beautiful they were, then headed over to where Karyn and Sarah were. He reached the base of the table but there was no sign of his clothes anywhere. "This is bad" he thought. Suddenly from the top of the table came Karyn and Sarah's voices, "John, is that you?" "You moron, now we're all screwed" Sarah said. "Up yours bitch", John yelled back up, amazed that he even said that. What shocked him even more was that even though all this was happening his main thought was getting up there and slapping that bitch in the face. "I guess I know what her problem is now" John thought.
"Do you at least have the stone" Karyn asked
"I can't find it, but it has to be around here somewhere, can you see my clothes from up there"
After a few minutes of silence, Sarah yelled down, "I think I see them on my bed but I can't tell, it's too far"
"Can you guys find something to climb down here" John asked.
More silence, followed by something large and hard hitting John in the head. After recovering from the shock, he realized it was the end of the phone line. They must have pulled that out. Looking up he saw the girls sliding down. Once the were down they all stood facing each other. John thought he had gotten used to his predicament pretty easily but seeing both very attractive girls standing next to him, knowing he looked exactly the same as them and them being exactly his height for some reason freaked him out more than the rest and he fainted.