I was then given the prophecy. I asked him to repeat it multiple times. It was as follows: "The bandit king of Red Sands will not perish until he is pierced with the manliest of spears and flooded with sailors docked in his harbor." I had to think about it for a few minutes. It was totally nonsensical if you considered the area the boss was in. No sailors existed in a real sense there. The red warrior told me that Red Sands Village was in a desert biome. There were no rivers or large enough bodies of water for ships or boats. Unless you took lots of euphemisms into account, there would be no way for things to happen. As a Sage, I more than aware that this was an explicit 18+ sub-world. With that in mind, I used my knowledge of sexual innuendos to answer. A "manly spear" was a dick. "Little sailors" usually referred to sperm. "I think that from what you told me that the bandit king needs to be fucked into submission." I said. The warrior looked at me skeptically. "I assure you he has raped and pillaged his way through my village many times." he said. "But has anyone fucked his ass or genital slit?"
My question was met with silence. "He has been dominant in everything he's tried." he said. "I can only assume from the wording that he's somehow weakened when an enemy cums inside his ass or genital slit." I responded. It seemed to be one of the only things that has not been tried. The warrior was still skeptical. He asked "That very well might be the case, but how will I kill him after I have... weakened him? I doubt he will allow me near him with my spear in hand." I had an idea for that. I told Epsilon to get an adventurer from each of the villages. Epsilon hurried and accomplished it. The Elitper did not think that they would be that useful. "Surely that human would be a much better companion for this task." he said. I nodded. "I know he is. That is why he is with me. You will have some good companions. Use them as the decoys to lure the bandit king in. With the 4 of you, someone will be able to cum inside him and the others can attack." I told him. When the 3 adventurers in full iron armor came, the red Elitper was not impressed. "Not them. Allow me some of your warriors." I sighed.
Bryson, Clayton and Zack were the first ones to volunteer for the quest. Since they were overpowered, I pulled them aside. "You are not to fight the bandit king. You are only to escort this adventurer and protect him from all of the dangers he might face while travelling." They nodded their heads. The Elitper spearman did not like that. It was tough. He had a chance to have 3 adventurers that would fight the bandit king alongside him. It was too late to go back to that now. Still it was better than nothing. It was not a requirement to give him any aid at all. Just by deciphering the prophecy for this NPC, I was doing him a great service. One that I would most likely never be repaid for. On top of that, the Red Sands was far from here and it was no guarantee that he would even make it all the way. Even with help from the 3 Ynnubs, an apex predator on the path could wipe them all out. Ensuring that he did return home was really amazing. Bryson, Clayton and Zack were definitely willing to get the adventure under way. For them, this was a chance to see more of the world and please me better.
They all wanted to go. I was not going to stop them. "While on your journey, you can make weapons for each other. I don't want you to give any to this adventurer. You all protecting him is already way more than enough. If you go and meet someone special that you want to make a special weapon for, you can." I said. They nodded. All 3 of them placed a hand on their chest and pulled out their signature weapons. Bryson had his nunchucks. Clayton generated a kite shield. Zack pulled a scythe. The Elitper was impressed by this. With this, they were finally ready to go out. I was not going to delay them any further. Waving, I said "Good luck. Be sure to return to us after their mission is complete boys. Everyone will be waiting for you." The nodded and followed the red spearman. I was not concerned about their safety. They were hard coded to teleport back here if they were in danger of being sexually assaulted. No one could even grab their weapons as it was being generating from their lower backs. I was a bit more concerned about the Players that might see them. It was overkill to send one.
