"I'd like you to wish that I would be free from the social expectations that come with the popularity I have. In fact, I'd even like you to wish for me to be less popular, without changing anythng about myself or causing any drastic changes to the rest of the world, of course. And if it's not too much trouble, could you first wish for a piece of paper with the exact wording for the wish effects I truly desire from this wish to be written on it? If I'm gonna do this, I want to do it right."
Jon and Karyn just looked at Sarah, stunned.
"Listen, if I'm going to change, I don't want to have everybody looking down on me for it, and besides that, I'd like to just be able to be myself for a change. You two remember what things were like before middle school. I even thought of you two as my friends back then. Then I grew these damn tits and suddenly everybody expected me to be some blonde bimbo bitch, and head cheerleader, and all kinds of crap like that. I admit, letting myself get caught up in it was my own fault, but that doesn't take away the stereotype everyone thinks of whenever they see me. I want to be me again, and..." Sarah paused. "And I want to be able to have friends like you two again," she finished, wiping a small tear from her eye.
"I understand," said Jon. "I wish that a piece of paper with the perfect wish to create the scenario Sarah truly desires from the wish she just told Karyn and I written on it would appear in front of me." And so it did. The three looked over it, though Sarah had no need to, already being perfectly content with it, and they all agreed that the effects were acceptable. "I wish for the wish written on the piece of paper I hold in my left hand to be granted..."
