"and now, time to have a bit of fun with Karyn, I wish that Karyn's vagina would turn to a penis, but the wish wouldn't alter reality, and she'd think Jane did it to her," Sarah started.
"Sarah, that's terrible! What are you, some kind of psychopath?" Jane protested.
Sarah laughed when she heard this, "Well, I don't know if I'd go as far as saying-"
"You really are a psychopath aren't you?" Jane asked, "That's so cool!" she gushed. "Oh, I must be saying that because of your wish," she realized, giggling. Sarah had wished that Jane would see her as a role model, after all. "Wow Sarah, I have to admit, you really had some smart ideas for how to punish us. I mean, I might be one of your cute little cheerleaders now, but Karyn's even worse off than I am, and she thinks it's my fault. You're so good at punishing people " she continued. Sarah was a bit overwhelmed by all this flattery, but also interested,"You know, I don't know how long I can go on living like this. I might just have to kill myself " Jane mused, suddenly sounding depressed.
Sarah didn't want them committing suicide, so she wished that Jane and Karyn would never kill themselves, or each other. "Well, now that that's taken care of I guess I can get going. See you at practice tomorrow," Sarah said, about to leave.
"No Sarah, wait!" Jane called out suddenly. Sarah decided to humor her, and turned around to hear what she'd say next, "I just wanted to ask you a favor,"
"Oh really, and what would that be?" Sarah asked sarcastically.
"Well, um since I'm going to be a girl from now on, do you think you could make me attracted to guys please?" she asked shyly, blushing slightly as she looked away.
Sarah suddenly realized that she'd unintentionally turned Jon into a lesbian. She was a cheerleader now, there was no getting around that, and there was no way she'd have any lesbians on her cheer squad. What would that do to their reputation? She didn't want to think about it. "Ok Jane, I may be mean, but I'm not completely heartless. Nobody deserves the curse of life as a lesbian," she sneered. "I wish Jane would become heterosexual," she said, and no sooner had Jane heard those words than she realized she no longer had any interest in other girls, yet she still felt like a boy trapped in a girl's body, and didn't look forward to being a cheerleader much less what Karyn would say to her when they next met. "All right, now I'm done," Sarah declared, taking the stone with her, and leaving the school's newest cheerleader to mourn the loss of her former life.
