Trisha didn't know why, but she found the stone on the ground of the toilet stall...fascinating for some reason. The stone was slightly metallic, but with a reddish hue to its surface. What was interesting though was not it's color but rather it's smoothness, because it didn't appear to have been smoothed by a river or by polishing. It had the look of being smoothed by human hands holding it close and carrying it with them as though it were a treasured possession.
Trisha didn't normally pick up things laying on a gas station restroom floor, but she picked up this stone. After washing it off in the sink, she put it in her pocket to take it home to add to her rock collection.
After leaving the gas station, Trisha soon found herself stuck in a frustrating traffic jam. It was the globby kind that jerks and lurches along as hundreds of people slow down, speed up, then all jam on their brakes for no reason whatsoever. It pissed Trisha off to sit in traffic for an hour just to find out that everyone ahead of her had been crawling along in cascading idiocy because of a cone in the road or something stupid.
"Fuuuuuck!" Trisha said through gritted teeth while shaking the steering wheel. "I wish all these idiots would just....FUCKING...DRIVE!"
Unbeknownst to Trisha, the stone in her left pocket with the small hole was a wishing stone. The small bit of contact the stone had with her thigh was enough to trigger the stone to grant her wish.
Much to Trisha's surprise, all the idiots suddenly started to drive! As traffic soon reached normal highway speeds it wasn't long before Trisha reached where all the congestion had been earlier. It was a broken down crappy car off to the side of the road with it's hazards on.
"Why the FUCK do people keep slowing down on the HIGHWAY for stupid SHIT like this?!?" Trisha screamed/asked to herself.
The wish had forced all the idiots in front of her to start driving. The stone did not decrease their intelligence or anything from the wish, as they had all been idiots already.
Trisha continued to drive, unaware of the awesome power she had right in her pocket.
